This nerd dressed up in an army uniform and walked around asking for a veteran’s discount. I confronted him outside a Caribou coffee where we argued about what unit he was in. Classic case of stolen valor. He got up in my face and threatened to attack me. His hair was in a pony tail, he was wearing Vans skating shoes, and just watch and see what he’s wearing underneath his uniform. A minecraft t-shirt… This guy seriously needs to get it.