That would have been genius. If it wasn’t the dumbest heist plan of all time. Dude doesn’t look that smart so we never expected too much. But we definitely expect more than that. He enters, asks to try on a gold chain and tries to run off with it. Doors …
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Wanted Criminal Messes With The Police On Facebook
Well, of course criminals also use social networks. But we never knew they use them to mess with the police. This guy is a genius! When the police department in Richland, Washington, shared a photo of Anthony Akers to its Facebook page as part of its “Wanted Wednesday” series, Akers …
Read More »Trump’s Press Shouting Match Breaks The Trending Feed
Dude! Let her speak! Donald Trump hosted House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Charles E. Schumer in a press conference. While he did give Pelosi the floor, he kept interrupting her and repeating the same sentence at least a hundred times. It is beyond embarrassing for the …
Read More »Russell Brand Is The Most Eloquent Destroyer Of Hecklers
“This here… I’m at work!” That is really just embarrassing. I mean, you hear the guy talk, right? He’s a walking thesaurus with a high IQ, so he knows how to use those words at lightning speeds. He’s had decades of polishing his snappy comeback skills. What would even possess …
Read More »Goodfellas Commercial For Quitting Smoking With Ray Liotta
Ray Liotta apparently quit smoking with the help of Chantix. This commercial features a few scenes from Goodfellas and original commentary from the man himself. Check it out.
Read More »Man Leaves Bride At City Hall, Marries Another Woman On The SAME Day
OMG! That is some next level savagery! It’s one thing to leave a woman at the altar… or even escape with another woman. But to leave her and go marry another woman on the same day… Now, in the guy’s defense is that his father forced him to do it. …
Read More »Saddest Dog Of All Time Will Melt Your Heart
That was so touching. Probably the saddest little whine you will ever hear. Not even a whine, just a poignant little ‘wooo’ that will make you cry. Whoever made it so sad needs to be locked up because they are a psychopath . What kind of a person can even …
Read More »Rapper Souja Boy Is Selling Game Consoles Now
Well, at least he will always have that dance. Souja Boy used to be pretty famous there for a second. Now he is struggling to stay relevant in today’s hip hop world. Apparently he has some money problems too. We are only assuming as he just started selling some pretty …
Read More »Epic Dude Story About Pooping His Pants Is Hilarious
‘I drink too much soda pop’. His accent is adorable and funny as hell! Talk about oversharing. He was asked if he ever pooped his pants in his life. A normal person would try to avoid the question but not this guy. He goes right into it.
Read More »Angry Kid Tirade Broke The Internet
This kid is the funniest thing on the internet right now! Of course we have no idea what he’s on about but we can assume it has something to do with food. WHO ATE MY BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN?! That is my piece of chicken! How dare you eat my …
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