No One Has A Clue What This Irish Farmer Is Saying

So you think you can understand Irish accent? Try this on for a size. I dare you! I double dare you! Yes, the old man sounds melodic and pleasant, but it is a complete nightmare if you’re trying to understand him.

And it’s not like this is a comedy video! He was talking about a serious case of animal theft (at least he was supposed to) on TV. But the situation quickly turned to comedy when he opened his mouth. What are you even saying man!?